My daughter headed off to space camp this morning. This is a shout out to both of my children's mothers and all my haters.

I never went to space camp because I don't think it was around then, but I wish I would have joined ROTC so I could have gone in the military already knowing how to understand marching orders better although I did ok.

Once the Sgt yelled left face but the guy next to me went right. We collided but I kept marching f*cking his feelings.

The Sgt yelled at me, 'Great job, run his @ss over'!

Then he yelled at the other guy, 'Your other other left, idiot'! 🤣