My daughter headed off to space camp this morning. This is a shout out to both of my children's mothers and all my haters.

What will she do at space camp?

Careful! Your daughter might learn the value of science at Space Camp and be lost to you forever!!!

I never went to space camp because I don't think it was around then, but I wish I would have joined ROTC so I could have gone in the military already knowing how to understand marching orders better although I did ok.

Once the Sgt yelled left face but the guy next to me went right. We collided but I kept marching f*cking his feelings.

The Sgt yelled at me, 'Great job, run his @ss over'!

Then he yelled at the other guy, 'Your other other left, idiot'! 🤣