I just had a weird dream about you

I was sitting at a campfire with my mother as she was cooking burgers. You came to ask me in all politeness what I said to Nigel.

Who is Nigel I asked?

You said he was someone from this website and that he was upset with something I said.

What did I say? I asked. And who is Nigel?

You said you didnt know what I said because the post was in Swedish but he mentioned my real name.

It wasnt me then, because whoever Nigel is he doesnt know my real name.

You were invite to help yourself to lunch, which you did in a very weird way. There was no burger buns so you used two slices of bread, put the patty on the lower half and filled the top half with an obscene amount of onions.

Why not put your onion mountain on top of the patty like a normal person I wondered

Are you going to eat all that? I asked.

You looked at your sandwich nervously.

I dont know.