I Had A Weird Dream Last Night
I was in college, and my suitemates and I snuck into a baseball stadium. We thought we were clever until we found out admission was free. Then we realized we were out of rum, so we went back home in golf carts and discovered half the building had turned into a revolving up and down amusement park ride. Not a ferris wheel, the kind that has one big gondola, goes fast and makes you puke. Someone said, "Hey, that sort of does the same thing as rum!" so we got in line. And that's what we did for the rest of the dream, just stood around watching half the dorm go around in a big vertical circle.