You know what I really hate about being sick? The dreams.

I have no idea how long this dream actually lasted. It felt like hours. In the dream, I made the decision to go on Facebook, where I'm known as Carden Blackthorne, and change my name to Shadow fire the Sarcastic. People were confused by the change, but ultimately positive about it. I started posting all sorts of memes of my Shadowfire avatar. Then I woke up and checked Facebook, because that seemed like a really good idea. But I hadn't done it.

So I thought, what the hell? I'll actually do it. Changed my name to Shadowfire, changed my avatar, started uploading images and videos, and my profile started to take off.

Then I woke up. Looked at my Facebook feed, and I was still Carden. Can you guess what happened then?

If I must have a recurring looping dream, is it too much to ask that it not be boring?