whats a suave sophisticated way for someone unemployed to tell someone who likes them & they like back that they don't work or even skirt the subject?

How to be debonair and with style and confidence say you don't do anything? Perhaps say you do odd jobs, or something with the market if these are in part true? any euphemisms? Can you say you dont want to be judged by what it is you do without sounding defensive? Or is sounding like a flake or hoaky inevitable?


What if you did have a job and are even a billionaire partly through it yet you don't want you be judge for it also, to avoid gold diggers. Use same method?