So I just realized I never learned how to make margaritas. And this doesn't really taste good. Not like one should.

@dumpstermeow: Um. I would be shitfaced by now if I had Captain. I haven't even finished the first margarita and I'm buzzing like a mofo. I would have ingested much more Captain at this point. I think I did myself a favor by not getting Captain and by never learning how to make margaritas, otherwise, if this was as delicious as a real one I would be shitfaced now. Jesus Christ. I've been drinking for like twenty minutes and I don't think I'm last another hour. Look at me. I'm already rambling. Shit. Now I ha e to hear some Zeppelin. RAMBLE ON! Blap bup dap buh dat dat!

@Rebel1down: soooooooo.... why didn't you invite me? 😡

@dumpstermeow: Well. Because you probably don't live anywhere near me and I had no intentions of inviting anyone. Would you have even showed?

@Rebel1down: absolutely

@dumpstermeow: Well forgive me. My cynicism prevents me from being publicly social and attempting to make any meaningful connections or friendships other than my current social relationships, which are slowly declining.