Will I ever get over my fear of the dark?

No never..you're doomed

Sure just increasingly spend sometime in a dark room until you stop being scared.

Not even Iron Maiden did, so you won't :P

Yes. I did and I feared the dark until a few years ago :/ I know, I know. Laaaaame! xD

Light a candle.

I'm 66, and still sleep with a light on.

just think the monsters are nice?

*covers your eyes* you tell me?

Fart on the dark

No but its ok