What would Jesus do?

So I arrive at work and all 6 of my favourite parking spots were occupied. I was upset. I’ll admit that. I mean honestly what level of rage would be appropriate in this situation?

I took a deep breath.
I told myself:

I’m not going to let the monster win today.

Well I’ll tell you what I didn’t do:

I didn’t light any of the cars on fire and I didn’t smear my own shit on any windshield.

What I did do was take another deep breath. Then I found an another parking space and started work like a grown up.

And that my friends is progress.

Thank you.