Ever sat on a man's lap and told him what you wanted for Christmas?

Yeah & he snuck in my room early one morning

No but I sat on his face instead

Yea then he would come down my chimney.... dirty bastard.

Spent yesterday doing that

I couldn't sit down again for a week! But I did enjoy the gift card for Taco Bell!

No. 😳I don't want to know what's up with Santa anytime soon.

I actually haven’t.

Never

No I'm not into sugar daddies