Like it or not, you're about to turn into a reptile and you know it. All you can do is to choose what kind.

So what species is it gonna be?

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Bearded dragon.. only because I have one. He's fat and spoiled and lazy and sleeps a lot and wanders around the house like he own it. So I'll be a pet lizard like that.