Where should you look while talking to someone in the bathroom?

Laser focus on the genitalia

Maintain eye contact...touch your shoulder to theirs if you can

Their private zone.

Not something I did normally, but my wife used to wander happily into the bathroom and start chatting to me when I was at the toilet. Bit disconcerting.

What do you mean? How many people talk to each other in the bathroom?

Behind the shower curtain! 🤣

At the floor ?

Don’t talk