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FCNantes · 22-25, M
Maybe if I'm doing a parody. I've sometimes opened a door with my chest & shouted "I'm a man!".
DontLikeMondays · 51-55, M
Every morning, at the front door, at 6:30am. I beat it and sing 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when there's a full moon.
DCarey · 46-50, M
Just like Tarzan