I JUST GOT MY FIRST DICK PIC GUYS!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!

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SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

Ah, man! You're so LUCKY!!

SW-User

Do you want one too? That can be arranged 😏

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😁Nah, I just want something that I can also be excited about to happen is all...

SW-User

@OpenArmPolicy: I can dress up as Santa and throw eggs at your windows...

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

Will the eggs be magical and leave dick designs all over the window?

SW-User

If that's what you're into.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

👍 Best Santa ever!