Would you let me take some soil from your garden?

@raysam363 can i get some grass and dig a little?

@Dewms I'll charge you $40 per half ton. A great deal.

@raysam363 thats so expensive!!!! I need a little like one small pot only

@Dewms That's, what, a quarter or so? Cheap.

@raysam363 okay fine🙄

@Dewms Deal. Now I can gets me some of that fancy bubblegum!

@raysam363 is that a codeword for drugs?

@Dewms Nah, that watermelon-shaped gum in the machines at the mall. Best taste in the world! For about two minutes at least.

@raysam363 how adorable 😆

@Dewms My nieces have infected me... I've become too much of an uncle.

@raysam363 hahahaa you are officially the favorite uncle! 🤩

@Dewms Oh I know I am, trust me. The girls love me.

@raysam363 awww🥰

@Dewms They're still little demons though. And yes, I'm allowed to say that.

@raysam363 microspawns of satan 😆 and you call yourself the favorite!

@Dewms Hey, their mother (my sister) agrees. But I do what I can and keep them happy. Unless they're climbing furniture...

@raysam363 😂 aw how sweet...are your nieces cats? 😨🙀

@Dewms I wish, my girls are well behaved. My nieces are humans and wild animals.

@raysam363 HAAHAHAAHAHA😂😆 are you speaking without bias?

@Dewms Yep. Hard to believe until you spend enough time with young kids. At least my girls won't destroy everything they touch.

@raysam363 omg 😂😂 how fun and exhausting! Your cats sound ideal lol. You are almost ready to become a father. Congratulations 🤓

@Dewms Oh I'm practically a dad already.

@raysam363 quasi daddy

@Dewms Got the bod down already 😉

@raysam363 oh hawt😳