My mother used to keep a disgusting plastic folding "rainhat" in her purse.

Stay home! If she needs me she knows my address 😂

You'll be soaked no matter which way you go, so head for your destination

I'd use my jacket

If there was a store nearby I'd ask if I could have or buy a large plastic bag and use that. But I guess my jacket would work too.

I'm Irish it's always raining ☔ I am used to it

I'm an American -- we laugh at rain! At least until it floods the streets to our knees.

I like the rain as long as it's warm

curl up in a fetal position under a tree

Get wet, but I wouldn't like it one bit