Who are you and why are you in my house?

*looks around confused* this isnt my car??

um.. *closes the fridge* I have a good explanation. Well.. WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?

*jumps out the window* (I hope u live on the first floor)

Oh hi. I'm goldilocks. I needed a place to sleep.

☺️. I’m just a hallucination. You were lonely....

Just came to ask if you have any ice, need 'em for my nips.