So I was trying to look up pictures of people with their finger sticking out through their zipper because I thought it would make a funny comment.

And I stumbled onto pictures of zipper related penis injuries. I [b]do not[/b] recommend looking. 🙈 yikes!

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5thApprentice · 31-35, M

That why no matter how much of a rush I'm in I always slowly ensure the crown jewels are safely put back before zipping. lol

Myzery · 41-45, F

That sounds horrifying 😧, and I don't even have a penis!

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@Myzery I know! It was horrifying.

swl2jo · 56-60, M

as if we needed another reason not to wear pants

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@swl2jo haha!

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@swl2jo if ever there was a good reason to give up jeans that would be it.

SW-User

I could only imagine😖

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@SW-User yeah

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@HoraceGreenley yeah thats it.

wasityou · 46-50, F

Lol. Reminds me of the warning: don't forget the L when searching for grandfather clocks.

NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F

@wasityou ive never heard that before

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