What are dumb accidents that happen to you?

My favorite one is when I try to stick my head out of the car window to see something better but the window is up.

I tend to go out of my way to avoid potential accidents

My dogs injure me quite a bit tho; leash burns, accidental clawing, intentional puppy biting 😳

WOW I AM quite uncoordinated and do have injuries from tripping and falling often. A lot of seizures are responsible.

Walking calmly on a side walk car jumps curb and clips my leg just before it hits a building.

I am 5'2" and forever catching my shirt sleeves on door handles.

Closing my hair in the electric window while driving!!