Ways to kill yourself without a gun?

@dumpstermeow Why is getting eaten by animals a step in this plan of yours?

@xCoinx disposes of her body

@xCoinx to dispose of the evidence.

@SW-User you know. 😃

@SW-User @dumpstermeow evidence?!? you'll be dead. I mean they can charge you with suicide but what would even be the point?

@dumpstermeow we've talked about it before. See, I listen to you! 😁

@xCoinx I'd rather people think I'd disappeared.

@dumpstermeow well it's your funeral I guess. whatever floats your boat. you know the animals aren't going to eat your bones thought right?
Well I guess constrictors would but I'm not so clued up on snakes as to know whether a boa constrictor will eat a body thats been dead for a while of if it's gotta squeeze it to death in order to consider it food....

@xCoinx no funeral, that's the point. And I'll be far enough into the middle of nowhere that a few moldy bones won't matter.

@dumpstermeow I think there was some serial killer who fed his victims bodies to alligators (may have been crocodiles).....not sure if the cops found remains or prosecuted him based purely on witness testimony

@xCoinx I live in the mountains, so no crocodiles, but that would be a good plan b.

@dumpstermeow mountain lions

@SW-User are those the same things as puma's?

@SW-User yes!