What's this?

Looks to me like a toy for children. Donate it to your local kindergarten.

It's pinky winkies cock,did you have the teletubbies over?

By chance did you ask before it fell out of your Ass?

It's an all day sucker, go for it.

does it light up in the dark

Something that you were using in your * , don’t you remember?

The dog's toy.

That sir is a pink movable coat hanger.

I'd hazard a guess at a glow in the dark coffee stirrer.

A carrot duh 🙄

What's this? What's this?
There's color everywhere
What's this?
There's white things in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair
What's this?

something you use to fulfil your butt desires

Squeaky dog toy

a road traffic cone

Its a Dildo they usually come in pairs, check to see where the other one is hiding

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