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Mamapolo2016 · F
I don't remember any funny ones used on me personally, but my daughter and her friend were at the beach one day and a couple of guys stopped and one said, 'hey, wanna go out with us for some pizza and sex?'
When they said No, he said, 'what, you don't like pizza?'
Cheeky to be sure, but mildly amusing.
When they said No, he said, 'what, you don't like pizza?'
Cheeky to be sure, but mildly amusing.
Lena200 · 56-60, F
@Mamapolo2016 😁😃
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Lena200 · 56-60, F
@JarJarBoom Good one 😀
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Nice arse ..get in the truck 😳
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Mamapolo2016 · F
@Emosaur a joke in the very rural Pennsylvania county where I lived a previous life. Man dressed in chinos and loafers without socks walks into a redneck bar and orders white wine.
The bartender eyes him suspiciously but serves him and asks casually, so, what do you do for a living?
I'm a taxidermist.
That sounds too much like gubmint, IRS and revenuers, and the barkeep's hackles rise.
How's that, he asks?
The customer answers, I mount animals.
The barkeep's forehead smooths out, he smiles, and hollers to the rest of the room, It's okay, boys, he's one of us!
The bartender eyes him suspiciously but serves him and asks casually, so, what do you do for a living?
I'm a taxidermist.
That sounds too much like gubmint, IRS and revenuers, and the barkeep's hackles rise.
How's that, he asks?
The customer answers, I mount animals.
The barkeep's forehead smooths out, he smiles, and hollers to the rest of the room, It's okay, boys, he's one of us!
Lena200 · 56-60, F
@Mamapolo2016 LMAO 😂😂
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