Heavily considering hiring someone to cuddle me. That's how touch starved I am

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Don't forget about providing benefits, taxes, breaks, safety standards, and orientation.

Caitbot · 22-25, T

@MarkPaul damn didn't realize I was starting a business

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Caitbot And, remember to sign up for online access to submit your monthly paperwork. Oh... there is a $35 (USD) application fee and a $10 (USD) processing fee.

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul I thought cuddling service companies have a discount offer for first-time customers.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Only with a coupon code and only for the application fee.

FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

@MarkPaul Shucks!