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I busted an old lady for nabbing a handful of straws at the Costco food court.

After the service worker turned her back, she stuffed the straws in her purse. She grabbed a few more and the worker told her to put them back and she acted very innocent and handed them over. After she left, I informed the worker that the real stash was inside of her purse. The female employee commiserated yea that happens a lot.
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GoFish · 41-45, F
Lol…… seriously? Dude.

Geez, you probably would have recommended a long prison sentence for my grandmother after all the Sweet'n Low she pocketed at diners and Bar Mitzvahs.
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@OlderSometimesWiser you just gave me a great idea for a character: Paul Blartstein, Bar Mitzvah cop.
@SirLirkALot Pro tip: head straight for the foil lined pocketbooks.
she sellin that shit on marketplace. LOLOL
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@ReptilianFromPlanetCrush I know she's a criminal mastermind
@SirLirkALot her garage lookin like....... LOL
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@ReptilianFromPlanetCrush if she invites you over at least there'll be plenty of ketchup and salt packets 🫪
Yeah, gotta stop that shit reachin' the streets💪.
Fuckin' blackmarket straws are destroying this comminty
@OogieBoogie forget meth and crack....... this is where the real money is at.
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@OogieBoogie I'm fairly certain she's using them to snort cocaine off a stripper
iwishuwerehere · 61-69, M
And you don’t have any bigger things in your life to worry about ? That’s more sad then the person stealing the straws.I think Costco will be ok without any help from you.
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@iwishuwerehere I don't. Should I?!
iwishuwerehere · 61-69, M
@SirLirkALot 🥴 I’ll shut up. The rest is up to you.
SW-User
Most kids learn this lesson on the playground how are you an adult and still acting like that mind your business
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@SW-User I am DEAD serious hombre. I don't eff around with condiments and straws.
SW-User
@SirLirkALot you shluld see my collection of stashed straws and napkins
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
@SW-User better use em up you can't take them to Hades

 
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