I burn any piece of cloth that's pink, I only eat steak, when I laugh it's with a hearty HAR HAR HAR and my breath smells like A-1 sauce.Don't even get me started talkin bout my arsenal of high powered weaponry. That's because I'm a manly man, ladies. No micros in these undies.
Do you think everyone with an eye patch was in a duel?Maybe they just stabbed themselves with a fry. 🍟
Peppermint bark is a type of barkBark is part of a tree Trees are vegetation vegetables are healthy therefore, peppermint bark is healthy (+1)
