what if i move in next door to you and greet you every morning from my porch

@QuietReverie an sugar as in one grain? 😏

@StygianKohlrabi

Isn’t that what neighbours ask each other?

@QuietReverie yeah but that sounds like a pickup line 🤔

@StygianKohlrabi

Winks as I ask.

@QuietReverie

Are you playing hard to get?


Pffft

@StygianKohlrabi

@StygianKohlrabi

My Lights off and no one is home.

@StygianKohlrabi

@QuietReverie I have a feeling you're a d00d which is fine but not really my thing so... 🙏🙂‍↔

@StygianKohlrabi


actually im a female.

@StygianKohlrabi ding dong

@StygianKohlrabi

Being the good neighbour I am, I ask for your towel 😅

@StygianKohlrabi

I’m wet and need to dry off too,

@StygianKohlrabi

I’m good at friction 😉

@StygianKohlrabi

All I wanted was sugar…


Gets in the sheets anyway. 👀

@StygianKohlrabi

I’ll whip up more than your whipped cream. 😉