what if I gave you a present and you open it and find...

a slice of Costco pizza with a bite taken out of it?

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BillyMack · 46-50, M

If the pizza is still warm I’ll cut the bitten piece off and enjoy it.

If not, then I’ll hunt the person down and demand that they buy me a new slice. 😠