Last night I dreamed that I was eating a cheese and ham sandwich

They vanished a couple of nights ago when I dreamt about eating those two giant marshmallows. 😳@AndysAttic

@Strongtea Bugger, I might be too late Sir. The night of the ham sandwich, was there a coffee table beside the bed?

Why yes, no bedroom is complete without one.@AndysAttic

@Strongtea Is it still there Sir?

Yes that’s still there, it hasn’t been taken by some joker of the night like my beloved pillows.@AndysAttic

@Strongtea Thank goodness Sir, might I suggest wearing a Hannibal Lecter style mask when you are in slumber, this will prevent anything going 'missing' in the future

That’s a great idea! Probs best to wear it to any event where complimentary biscuits may be offered as well, just in case.@AndysAttic