I've just gotta crack up every time I watch NBC Nightly News.. Every day, it goes: tornadoes! hurricanes! trump and elon destroying democracy and

401k's! murder!

Then: "There's Good News Tonight: A Retirement Home for Penguins!"

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Punches · 46-50, F

🤣 OMFG Folded you are not kidding! 🤣

All this catastrophe, AND people think the Antichrysler is going to qu33f a litter of demonic kittens, and then that, some w3ird happening.

Or get this - What the HAIL is up with the news camera?
Like say they are reporting about a gas station robbery that lead to a f4tality. We see the reporter, the store, taped off, but THEN it shows a random street light, a branch swaying in the wind, a pothole in the road, a pic of some dumpster....

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@Punches lmao so accurate..i have long thought what i said in this post, but that was the ACTUAL STORY today..i was like bruh. tell me when MY retirement savings are back up n running. thenn we can talk GOOD NEWS

Punches · 46-50, F

@foldedunfolding Some retirement home for penguins - that is actually MORE intelligent than most of the "Good news" they put on display.

They call it a retirement home for penguins, but polar bears call it a "buffet". 😄

Oh and let's talk about how right before the commercial breaks, the news cast is smiling and there is this music that sounds like something that kids would sing to taunt each other.