I've just gotta crack up every time I watch NBC Nightly News.. Every day, it goes: tornadoes! hurricanes! trump and elon destroying democracy and

401k's! murder!

Then: "There's Good News Tonight: A Retirement Home for Penguins!"

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PHlover19701 · 56-60, M

Thamk goodness those penguins have a retirement plan, cause their stock market S&P 100 (Seals & Penguins) crashed due to tariffs.

foldedunfolding · 41-45, F

@PHlover19701 lmao esp when he taxed their island..poor wildlife.