I Have Questions For The Universe

Dear Universe:
I have a few questions for you. If you have a moment in your busy schedule I would really appreciate a few answers:
1. Where do those lost socks go?
2.Why does my printer always break when I am in a huge hurry?
3.Why do Facebook people from High School think I will like them now?
4.How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
5.Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
6.If e evolved from monkey……Why do we still have monkeys?
7.Are crosses ineffective on Jewish vampires?
8.What is a picture of one thousand words worth?
9.Why the heck does the Easter Bunny carry eggs around? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
10.Some coffins have a lifetime warranty. Whose lifetime? Does anyone actually ever work in the returns department?
11.Why is it called partly cloudy instead of partly sunny? Who hired this guy?
12.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
13.At a movie theater, how the F do you know which arm rest is yours?
Please HMU on text or social media.
Thanks Universe.
Patrick

silentwriter180

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Do blind people dream, and can they see them?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

;-)

Adogslife

Do they have girls bathrooms in gay bars?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

What happens if you put 'this side up' face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

kuveeraa

Even I desperately wanted to know the reply to *13 two decades ago! But then I might have slept on one of those armrests!!!

You deserve replies to atleast half of these as you took time to point them out rather than just sulking away.
Thumbs up!