Do you have a flat ass?

No. I have a rather nice ass, but this damn pregnant look kind of takes away from everything. I've lost a lot of weight, but this damn gut is stubborn as hell! It's going into overdrive in a couple of days. I wouldn't be surprised to be at 165 this time next year. Major lifestyle change around the corner!
Did you ask for all that?
No you didn't.

Honey my ass is perfection

I plead the 5th.

As flat as the earth

It's three dimensional

I don't wanna say

Awe y'all's mothers gave you too much noassatall as a kid.

Only if the "l" is a typo that shouldn't be there. Lol :)

Not with the cellulite

who nowadays got that?

Nope

Mmhm

No 😂

No

i actually have a very bubbly butt...