Would a near death experience teach you anything?

Not to do that again

It didn't teach me anything so I'd rather not have one again lol

yeah that it was a close call

Hmmm it's on my genes and I can't remove my asthma

Nope, would probably get me thinking about quantum suicide... leaving me more vulnerable to near death experiences due to my aloofness.

Be wary of gas fires.

step away from the vehicle and put your hands on the roof..NOW! *points gun directly at head*