And now an episode of, *Wow, that's SAD*

I just heard noises at 3:30 a.m. out back. It kept going and so I got my phone flashlight and went down to look outside..it's not as straight and clear as a regular flashlight , so the light was reflecting a bit back on the glass door. Then I see the grass outside slowly light up, as if someone were out there shining a light. My heart went in my stomach...what the hell?! I thought. Oh no.
About fifteen seconds later... Ahhh, yeahhh that's MY flashlight.
Wow...just WOW.
The positive take away, I don't think anyone is out there.
Good night 😩🫣😆🤦
Tune in next week for another episode of *Wow, that's SAD*. 🫠