"Mangetout Rodney, mangetout."
Del Boy thinking it meant seize the day on Only Fools and Horses.

In the real world however, a typist did once say to me that her life 'evolved' around me.

Made me chuckle.🙂

I am not sure if this counts but I did like the following malapropism by simple spelling-mistake.

A private-sales advertisement for a motor-caravan, described its accommodation as


I wondered if the sellers now need a motor-caravan with six bunks or have decided on less-eventful holidays.....

"Expendable" when they meant to say "expandable". As in "I'm really enjoying my new expendable butt plug". Seen in a post on Reddit in the last few days.

That's embarrassing lol

Playing the piano castrati.

Narcissist. 🙄