I'm so cool I wear a selk bag and look like a cross between a tellytubby and a giant jellybaby.

Cool enough to know what really killed the dinosaurs

Not cooler than this

He’s cold. Not cool

Not really, but if I’m very careful not to say too much, my teenage nephews won’t know I’m just as cringey as their mom. 🤫

Forgive me if i think people should defend themselves against bloody hostile murders...

Cool as a drool on a polar bear's tool

I have multiple wives... 😌

Nope

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I stick my dick in the freezer to wake up in the morning