I'm so cool I wear a selk bag and look like a cross between a tellytubby and a giant jellybaby.

Cool enough to know what really killed the dinosaurs

Not cooler than this

He’s cold. Not cool

I have multiple wives... 😌

Nope

Cool as a drool on a polar bear's tool

Not really, but if I’m very careful not to say too much, my teenage nephews won’t know I’m just as cringey as their mom. 🤫

Forgive me if i think people should defend themselves against bloody hostile murders...

😎

I stick my dick in the freezer to wake up in the morning