What's the funniest threat you've ever received from someone? I had this nerd tell me if I didn't stop messaging him he was going to hack all my

Social media accounts. I'm like did you know I can hack your free will. I was just asking him to help me with something.

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DiliMarky · M

@looking4snoopysgirl Out of nowhere DM me this, it was so f*ck!n weird, I couldn't make it up if I tried "Would you let one's hand squeeze those squishy, spongiose, boggy cheeks while I wedge your sweaty, unwashed hands between my compressed knees?"

Imagine if this guy messaged you this, how weird... bro needs to chill🤣