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So it's 8:30am...
Im eating ice cream...
I choked on a spoonful...consequently had a gnarly brain freeze...then had to pee from all the commotion.

How is your morning?? 🙄
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Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP
Much gentler than this!!
SingleDaddy85 · 36-40, M
Ice cream that early in the morning? Sounds like you had an eventful morning.
swirlie · 31-35, F
@SingleDaddy85
Oh please. 🙄

Are you the one who's in charge of what time of day ice cream can be eaten?
KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@swirlie I need this kind of defense!
Skitzo · 56-60, M
You can stop a brainfreeze instantly with a small sip of warn water.
Thespis · M
Wow, that's an event. I'm really glad you're ok though.
Ryozo · 41-45, M
My dog farted and woke the dead within me
PinkRose23 · 22-25, F
So far so good
funfan · 51-55, M
My morning was quite good and merci beaucoup for asking all of us. 🌞

Hey in this 🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵 summer I would eat ice cream all day long if possible. Isn't that the best idea you've heard all year?😂
ddlknaz · M
Had a better morning than you, thank goodness lol Ice cream in the morning? I had yogurt.
KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@ddlknaz Now listen...
It was already a traumatic situation. Fat shaming is not appreciated right now 😊
ddlknaz · M
@KimbasaurusRex Just commenting on the odd choice of breakfast. :) BTW, I have been liking your profile pics.
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Mstre123 · 41-45, M
Sitting in a hotel room away from work just had continental 'breakfast' now prime and resses lol
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Strict4u · 61-69, M
You should be a good girl and eat a good healthy breakfast instead of ice cream that early in the morning
jackson55 · M
Mine wasn’t as exciting as yours. I had a cup of coffee and went to work at 6 am.
Ferric67 · M
Damn, what's the ice cream flavor?
KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@Ferric67 moose tracks
funfan · 51-55, M
@KimbasaurusRex and what about gelato?
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Hope you did the wise thing and took a mental health day.
Hopefully the ice cream melted quick enough lol
Pretzel · 70-79, M
hopefullly life has gotten better since then :)
Cosquinfeather22 · 22-25, F
Very cool will be in need of some hot chocolate
masterofyou · 80-89, M
My morning is fine 🙂 have a wonderful day....
SW-User
My mornings can NEVER compare to yours
SW-User
Well...it was a disappointing birthday.
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
That’s bad but it is a little bit funny 😁
Must be hot there......to eat ice cream so early
ronisme1 · 70-79, M
Good, thanks for asking. Sorry about your, episode.
SW-User
I'm finally out of bed
KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@SW-User I prob shoulda added that first bc that wasn't easy for me either.
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
nice to have a plan and some goals!
nevergiveup · 61-69, M
Better than yours from the sound of it
virgin888 · 41-45, M
SW-User
This has ADHD written all over it
SW-User
6.30am, coffee & heading off to the beach for a surf in 5 minutes
SW-User
@Lilnonames you got your Easter baskets a week early? I'm envious!
Lilnonames · F
@SW-User
SW-User
@Lilnonames I see why you are called Candy!
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KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@swirlie

....after your early bird special buffet of course?
You better get hone in time to catch that episode of Little House On The Prairie.
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KimbasaurusRex · 31-35, F
@swirlie
OK I'm gonna actually have to go with you and pretend to be like your granddaughter or something bc I need massive amounts of food.
Don't worry, I'll put your wheelchair in the corner.

 
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