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So it's 8:30am...
Im eating ice cream...
I choked on a spoonful...consequently had a gnarly brain freeze...then had to pee from all the commotion.

How is your morning?? 🙄
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virgin888 · 36-40, M
QCDog2659 · 61-69, M
Well...it was a disappointing birthday.
Skitzo · 56-60, M
You can stop a brainfreeze instantly with a small sip of warn water.
Thespis · M
Wow, that's an event. I'm really glad you're ok though.
PinkRose23 · 22-25, F
So far so good
funfan · 51-55, M
My morning was quite good and merci beaucoup for asking all of us. 🌞

Hey in this 🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵 summer I would eat ice cream all day long if possible. Isn't that the best idea you've heard all year?😂
Mstre123 · 41-45, M
Sitting in a hotel room away from work just had continental 'breakfast' now prime and resses lol
jackson55 · M
Mine wasn’t as exciting as yours. I had a cup of coffee and went to work at 6 am.
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ronisme1 · 61-69, M
Good, thanks for asking. Sorry about your, episode.
Pretzel · 70-79, M
hopefullly life has gotten better since then :)
masterofyou · 70-79, M
My morning is fine 🙂 have a wonderful day....
Must be hot there......to eat ice cream so early
Pretzel · 70-79, M
nice to have a plan and some goals!
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Hopefully the ice cream melted quick enough lol
Cosquinfeather22 · 18-21, F
Very cool will be in need of some hot chocolate
LibertineWolf · 51-55, M
That’s bad but it is a little bit funny 😁
ddlknaz · M
Had a better morning than you, thank goodness lol Ice cream in the morning? I had yogurt.
KimbasaurusRex · 26-30, F
@ddlknaz Now listen...
It was already a traumatic situation. Fat shaming is not appreciated right now 😊
ddlknaz · M
@KimbasaurusRex Just commenting on the odd choice of breakfast. :) BTW, I have been liking your profile pics.
Spumoni · 46-50, M
I'm finally out of bed
KimbasaurusRex · 26-30, F
@Spumoni I prob shoulda added that first bc that wasn't easy for me either.
Strict4u · 56-60, M
You should be a good girl and eat a good healthy breakfast instead of ice cream that early in the morning
Better than yours from the sound of it
SW-User
This has ADHD written all over it
RadioDust · 36-40, M
My dog farted and woke the dead within me
QCDog2659 · 61-69, M
My mornings can NEVER compare to yours
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Hope you did the wise thing and took a mental health day.
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Ferric67 · M
Damn, what's the ice cream flavor?
KimbasaurusRex · 26-30, F
@Ferric67 moose tracks
funfan · 51-55, M
@KimbasaurusRex and what about gelato?
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6.30am, coffee & heading off to the beach for a surf in 5 minutes
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@Lilnonames you got your Easter baskets a week early? I'm envious!
Lilnonames · F
@SW-User
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@Lilnonames I see why you are called Candy!
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KimbasaurusRex · 26-30, F
@swirlie

....after your early bird special buffet of course?
You better get hone in time to catch that episode of Little House On The Prairie.
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KimbasaurusRex · 26-30, F
@swirlie
OK I'm gonna actually have to go with you and pretend to be like your granddaughter or something bc I need massive amounts of food.
Don't worry, I'll put your wheelchair in the corner.

 
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