you know you live in a nice neighborhood when you can leave the kid’s toys out in the front yard and no punk ass kid comes by to steal it

Yeah there’s a kid on the corner that used to leave everything out in his front yard….skateboard, scooter, bike, etc. He was getting new things all the time. The thing is every once in awhile a theft ring will come through neighborhoods and steal bikes at night and when they get a truck full they get hauled down to Houston and shipped over out to the Caribbean and eventually make their way to Cuba.

I lived in a bad neighborhood.
If something got stolen you usually knew the punk that did it so you went down and gave them a little justice to remind them that you dont shit where you eat.
Moved to a good neighborhood, things got stolen all the time.

Id be afraid to do that these days, not because of theft but because someone may leave their kids😟

You know you live on a farm in Nebraska when you never have to lock your doors🤣

Got my bike stolen all the time lol