How do you guys keep the sand out of your crotch

Stay in the water I guess

I go to the beach clothed and I still get sand in my bits.
💫 free exfoliation 💫

At a certain point, you oughta just accept it as a cost, right? IDK, as far as I'm concerned, it's just another reason to limit time at the beach.

wet/dry vac

So, i used to live on the beach when i lived in san diego, and LET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU. Oh my god, i have never had more scratched up skin than when infinally went out on the beach.

The only time I'm naked on the beach is late at night and I'm skinny dipping. The only way I'm getting sand on my dick is if I'm drunk and fall down

I've never been on a beach naked 😅 But even in a bathing suit it can happen. Sand in your butt is just part of beach life. 🤷‍♂️

Put a blanket down or you will get sand everywhere you don't want it to be

I just don’t go to sandy beaches

I pay a hobo $5 to suck sand outta my crack 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's not easy. Lol

Or you could try this

sitting on chairs/towels only and frequent dips in the water is as good as it gets, then you still need a shower when you get home

It gathers in my suit, but the sea washes it back out when I'm body surfing.

Never been to the beach butt naked, but that doesn't stop the sand from creeping in