What's the dumbest way that you've injured yourself?

When I was 13 years old in the early summer of '91, I twisted my ankle by jumping off the front steps of our house. My brother had injured himself the same way a few years earlier, so apparently I didn't learn.

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I was in junior high in the girls locker room when one of my friends took my gym shirt and threw it on top of the lockers. I had to climb up and get it. I was laughing at my friends while my left hand was hanging in an open locker and a girl was running around slamming open lockers. Needless to say, i almost lost my left ring finger. She slammed the door all the way closed and it almost cut my finger off. I still have the scar to this day. Tendons had to be reattached and all. I got detention for it!! 😬