What's the dumbest way that you've injured yourself?

When I was 13 years old in the early summer of '91, I twisted my ankle by jumping off the front steps of our house. My brother had injured himself the same way a few years earlier, so apparently I didn't learn.

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NotJamieM · 46-50, M

I was at a party, and wanted to go outside. We had come in the side door, so I didn't know that the house was under construction and the stairs were being replaced, so there was just a hike in the ground. Anyway, as I stepped outside I turned around, probably to see where some girl was, and stepped out onto... Nothing. I basically fell out of the house, lol. Lucky I wasn't hurt worse than a badly sprained wrist and a cut to my head.