What is a common excuse you've heard for people hoarding junk?

"I know where everything is."
"I use all of it."

Always for parts!! And then when they'd get old and die, we'd have to go around to help clean out under the house or under the garage, and find all this junk with tons of red back spiders and white tips living amongst the debris.

Im a hoarder. At least it's self aware. Lol

[i][b]"I'm gonna need that one day!"[/b][/i]