Tell me your stories from school

I used to aggravate my biology/homeroom teacher in h.s so bad he used to get like principal McVicker from Beavis and Butthead. He probably died of a heart failure after I left.

A fun one I remember:

We had this new vice principal who was a bit of a hardass. He made that clear when a parent complained about kids dancing too close to each other at a dance, so at the next dance, he went full Gestapo and shined flashlights in people's faces, whacked people with a stick if they got closer than a foot apart, and in an unrelated move, he wanted to put security cameras in around the school. So I wrote an anonymous article criticizing him and the direction he was moving the school in. I had one English teacher who sympathized with me and helped distribute the anonymous letter. Vice principal was pissed. He vowed to go after and severely punish the student who had written that letter and anyone distributing it. He never found out it was me and he did eventually back down on some his more draconian plans. I kind of respected him for this though, we had a bit of a secret rivalry going. I actually ran into him a couple years ago. He recognized me and asked how I was doing, etc. I still never revealed that I was the one who wrote that letter. 🤫

one time this really annoying guy everybody in the class hates was saying a bunch of misogynistic shit and a quiet girl told him “you’re just mad bc you can’t get your dick wet.” everybody in the class lost it, it was so funny coming from a girl who rarely ever spoke

One time the teacher got so upset he kicked a trash can and it busted a window .. no one snitched in him and he said thank you lol

Oh in biology class a hot blond girl who happened to fit the stereotype kept organism as orgasm and couldn't figure out why everyone was trying to laugh and failing, the third time the whole class lost it completely. Looking back I have to questions why did the teacher not correct her and was she playing dumb. but the way she kept looking arond saying what what was very convicing.

In the chess club, they gave us a whole room in the library for activities.
Some of the players would light up the bishops which would leave black soot marks on the ceiling.

I was almost impeached as President of the club for stopping the smoking of weed at our high school matches.

I got picked on from elementary through 9th grade...

Then I moved across the state and started in a new school for 10th grade...

On my first day in 10th grade, I had a kid start in on me... I didn’t say anything... but I took him and threw him through the cafeteria window ...

I never got picked on again

I did get suspended

was hung by a belt on the fence and throw acorns at cause I mouthed off to some popular kid on my first day, fourth grade just moved. I must commend the teacher's diligence on recess duty. After I started tutoring the school bully never had any issues in that school again.

When we got bored in physics class we used to play a game where we'd sprinkle iron filings on the teacher's back as he walked past and then try to collect them with a magnet when he came back. Either that or put solder in the electrical sockets and blow the fuse to the lab 😌

I used to go out with our head masters son. So going for dinner there was a tad awkward.. Especially when he'd speak fluent irish to us!

Used To Chase The Girl Around Who Lived
Down The Street From Me...I Was 13 And She 11

Uh.. There was this lanky tall as fuck kid whomst had MAD anger issues....... So much so he threw a gosh darn chair at the teacher one time and got expelled temporarily...... ANYWAY!! Since I was seen as a retard, he thought I was an easy target... So he'd always push me around and call me meanie names.. One day, out in the schoolyard I had enough and when he went to hit me I sorta ninja grabbed his arm and twisted it in a weird way..... idk how to explain it really but I know it fucked him up good, ANYWAY after that I sort of pushed him over and ran away.... Then he started chasing me, and the outside teachers were chasing him, he didn't catch me though. LONG STORY SHORT!! He knocked on my door when I got home and we kinda became friends on that day.............. And are still friends now kinda... A whole 16 years later.. Hhehehe... Weird... ┴┬┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ/

I have a sexual one but better not post it here causse this thread is not Adult.

I crapped my pants twice in the same day during school, back in 2nd grade 1997.