Were you your parent's favorite child?

@poisonouscupcake But your sister is a fatheaded tool. And she's dating a walking radish.

@BlueMetalChick but she’s still their little pet who will cook and clean and be the nice one and do whatever they want🙄

@poisonouscupcake I feel like an asshole when I say this kind of stuff about your parents but they really seem like a couple of dunces. They bought your sister a car before they would pay for you to get braces.

@BlueMetalChick i trust you to say it, besides it’s not like it’s inaccurate. they don’t give a shit about what i need as long as i get good grades and make enough money to give them whatever they want

@poisonouscupcake Which is confusing in and of itself because if I remember correctly they both give you a lot of shit about the effort you put into schoolwork and they don't want you to move anywhere that would facilitate your law career really taking off. So they want to have their cake and eat it too. Do good in school and make lots of money, but don't actually do the stuff that results in good grades and a high paying job.

@BlueMetalChick this makes more sense when you remember these are the same people that pronounce it “ray-men”

@poisonouscupcake FUCKING
LMAO
😂😂😂😂

Oh btw you've spread that pronunciation, one of your bf's friends says it too now lol

@BlueMetalChick yess i heard noah says it just to piss them off now😂😂

@poisonouscupcake He started a hashtag in the fucking group chat #StopNoah2K20 😂

@BlueMetalChick if anyone needs a stop hashtag it’s gabriel with his fucking nazi ass🙄

@poisonouscupcake OMG THAT REMINDS ME my sister made a meme of him, it's the guy poking a stick meme and she made him poking the country of Germany, and he's saying "C'mon...do Nazi stuff."

@BlueMetalChick TISJFJSJFJ🤣🤣🤣🤣 I FUCKING LOVE LEXI

@poisonouscupcake

@BlueMetalChick my bf needs to make his contact picture the germany ball😂😂😂😂

@poisonouscupcake Or better yet the Reichtangle.

@BlueMetalChick i’m about to put him in my snapchat as reichtangle

@poisonouscupcake Wait you have Gabe on the snap?

@BlueMetalChick ...”the snap” i fucking hate you but yes i do he added me after him and my boyfriend were together and gabe wouldn’t say hi to me so i told my bf to tell him that gay people don’t say hi

@poisonouscupcake Ok I watched the video where Patch has a bad haircut and he says "Don't disrespect me like that I know you got me on the snap, dawg" and I have been unable to stop myself from referring to it as such ever since.

Speaking of which, that's the same video where your bf got the term "nut shit" from. The driver says to Patch "You on some NUT shit though, cuz, like why you outside like that cuz?!"

@BlueMetalChick you both need program resetting STAT🙄 although i have stolen both of y’all’s vocabulary🥺

@poisonouscupcake You got the "cos" shortening of "because" from me and "no worries" from him, among other things.

I do it too though, I got "the homie" from my sister. In 2016 during the presidential election she said something about "the homie Trump was on TV earlier" and it stuck with me.

@BlueMetalChick y’all need to steal from me cos i obviously have the BEST vocab like carmel😌

@poisonouscupcake I wrote down a couple things you say that I wanted to steal but I forgot where I put it. I think it's in my journal.

I stole two from Sonja actually, one being the term "sneak bitch" which was her phrase for someone who is underhanded and always trying to work behind the scenes, and the other was a pronunciation of the word "white" that she used when referring to stereotypical White people, like the suburban ass clapping when the plane lands or saying thank you after having sex kind of White. She would say it with a really heave H consonant, like "hhhhhwhite."

@BlueMetalChick FKSKD LAKE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT SHIT as much as i hate that hoe i might have to steal the hhhhwhiyte thing

@poisonouscupcake She was, to be certain, a toxic little fuck but she had a few redeeming qualities, and she could be fun at times. She reminded me of Tim's friend Jason. He was very entertaining and a great time to hang out with, but he was a real shithead when you needed him for anything else. Always trying to rely on others but was difficult as hell when they needed to rely upon him.