Magpies are Hypocrites!(both)

Here I am sitting in a park having a bite to eat.
Magpies have come from all around, begging for a morsel from me.
The same Magpies that have been swooping me for the past 6 weeks now want a handout?
Fick off, ya Ficking Maggies

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Vivaci

🤣 They are known to pick up stuff to decorate their nests...

Gusman · 61-69, M

@Vivaci Theys getting nowt from me, the fickin fickers🤬

Vivaci

@Gusman yeah, watch out...they might be eyeing your watch or anything glittery nearby. 🤭

Gusman · 61-69, M

@Vivaci Yeah, Imma safe. No glittery accoutrements on my person. Yeah

Vivaci

@Gusman phew!!! Show them your middle finger then...😅

Gusman · 61-69, M

@Vivaci You know thems are all chicken?
They only swoop when you turn your back on them. Fickin Chicken Fickers

Vivaci

@Gusman yeah, they're known for stealing necklaces and glittery hairpins....that's what they do....Snoop around..those buggers