How the fu...?

So I'm driving to work the other day, and a rat literally smacks onto my windshield. The only thing Ican think is an owl or hawk dropped it and it just happened to land on my windshield cuz that's my luck lately.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

I had an owl fly into a car I was in once.

Nebula · 41-45, F

Whoa, see you know what I'm sayin, shits messed up.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Nebula yeah it’s entire wing spread out and covered the windshield!

Nebula · 41-45, F

I've had two owls fly directly in front of my car at night aince my Dad passed away

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Nebula a lot of people claim they see owls a lot when their dealing of repressed memories of an alien abduction!

Nebula · 41-45, F

For real??

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Nebula yeah it’s a common abduction trope with grey aliens. Some people think they put the image of owls in your head to confuse you so you can’t recall the abduction.

Nebula · 41-45, F

Oh shit dude.

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Nebula yeah so watch out for them!