How Much Stupid Did You See Today?

Driving in to work this morning just before 3:30 in the wayy too early AM. Got off at my exit and cruised up to the stop light. On the left, past the light some guy is standing outside the open door of his vehicle. Something looked off about it. A little closer I see his car has a security company logo on the side and he's gesturing/talking to somebody. The guy (kid) he's talking too strolls out past the front of the car into the intersection and LAYS DOWN in the crosswalk. Light changes, I swing wide right around "Stupid Kid" car next to me swings wide left around him. I watch in the rear view as the next car comes barreling down the off ramp and just about ditch dives to get around "Stupid" at the last second. Looked like he hit and dragged the backpack he had with him but didn't actually run him over!

That's how much stupid I saw today!