Has anyone seen Tutankhamen?
So Tutankhamen rocked up and said "How's it going?" and I said "yeah sweet mate. How's you?"
He said I'm having a great time (he's in prison at the moment for his own protection) but it's getting a bit lively in there so he wants to get out.
I asked him "how'd you get killed anyway?" and he said "I was laying in bed and an assassin climbed in my window" and I thought
🤔I know who that probably was🤔 and sipped my drink instead (juice ladies). And then he said "probably sent by my uncle" I thought 🤷♂️ "ok let's go with that" and said "yeah we all know that one. You're the lion King mate" and he looked at me a bit confused like. So I said "lion King. You know. You're still a show in the west end... And there's been a new film made ablut you" and he seemed happy with that. 1.6billion later... I'm buying 😂... Nope... his wife just turned up, thought he was a kid, anyways I'm pleading the 4th on his behalf. I said he's there and pointed at the cat, you can take him but she declined. Has anyone seen Tutankhamen. If you have please pass the message on to a Jehovas Witness.
He said I'm having a great time (he's in prison at the moment for his own protection) but it's getting a bit lively in there so he wants to get out.
I asked him "how'd you get killed anyway?" and he said "I was laying in bed and an assassin climbed in my window" and I thought
🤔I know who that probably was🤔 and sipped my drink instead (juice ladies). And then he said "probably sent by my uncle" I thought 🤷♂️ "ok let's go with that" and said "yeah we all know that one. You're the lion King mate" and he looked at me a bit confused like. So I said "lion King. You know. You're still a show in the west end... And there's been a new film made ablut you" and he seemed happy with that. 1.6billion later... I'm buying 😂... Nope... his wife just turned up, thought he was a kid, anyways I'm pleading the 4th on his behalf. I said he's there and pointed at the cat, you can take him but she declined. Has anyone seen Tutankhamen. If you have please pass the message on to a Jehovas Witness.
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