Can you teach a polar bear to play chess?

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hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

Yes but they are really poor losers. They tend to eat any opponent that beats them.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@hippyjoe1955 I would probably lose. I'm really bad at it.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@ZonkeyBalls That's OK the bear would eat you anyways. They really don't care if you win or lose.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@hippyjoe1955 Yeah, they are daft bastards. I should dress up as an elephant to confuse them.

hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M

@ZonkeyBalls That might work.